• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• like you're blind but still can see
• Can I have a light?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• chest infection
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Something I Can Never Have
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I write because I cannot speak
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I can only speak for myself
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• People want what they cannot have
• Of which we cannot speak we must remain silent
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You can run, but you can't hide
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• Names have power
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• People have fucked up before
• I have always been burning
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Have a kosher passover!
• Only Angels Have Wings
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• They have taken enough
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Pigs have good noses
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• butt
• you have to wear clothes
• Water butt
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• infection strategy
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• road sign alphabet
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Variable Message Sign
• repeat sign
• Suicidal warning signs
• What's your sign?: Dating and the Semantic Web
• Skim this life but never live
• going naked for a sign
• Americans don't speak English
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• If you want to enter Miss World, learn to speak English
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Speak Out Against British Imperialism!
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Disgusted, but not surprised
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• coffee can
• Asking for a favor
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• To tHe Can (user)
• Canned Heat
• All the gold you can eat
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Labels are for cans of soup
• I can always hope

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