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• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• They think I'm a god
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• My cats think I'm a God
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• I'm not racist but...
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Good God it's hot! A 2003 Vegas gathering
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• Love cookies
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm not homophobic but...
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• God is good, people are screwed up
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I'm good for it.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I have no faith in your God
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• For God's sake, just have another election
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• How To Think About God
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• There is no god but God
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I'm not what you think
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Music need not be popular to be good
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• Good from far, but far from good
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• There but for the grace of God go I
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Damn, I'm good.
• it's good to have a moose
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't

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