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• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• I'll get there when I get there
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Up on melancholy hill, there's a plastic tree
• Rode hard and put up wet
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• When your presents give me hives
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Holy Christ, Batman! They've nailed him up there!
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• When I Grow Up
• When We Grow Up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Lipstick prints wiped off on sleeves cut up for rags half a century ago
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Up There Cazaly
• wake up and find her still there
• Her hair, tangled
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Give yourself up
• Give In, Or Give Up
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• Give up
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When life gives you lemons
• I want to put my hands there too
• we can give up, but the world never will
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• Don't give up your day job
• Put up or shut up
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• I'll take my half whole
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When life gives you shit
• Ground, give up your secrets
• Put up a beef
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Getting there is half the fun
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Put up a holler
• Fossils were put there by God
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• When you wake up feeling old
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• When Renny wakes up
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Don't give up the ship!
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Never Gonna Give You Up
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Don't give up
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• Put up a sucker's holler
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I'll give you something to cry about
• Things people put up their butts
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• The Man Who Wasn't There
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Right side up
• Junked up
• How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
• word up
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• let me grow up
• I wake up so energized
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Stuff that keeps coming up
• Falling Up
• washing up game
• growing up with my twin sister
• Up close and personal
• Untucked button up shirts
• round up
• The things you own end up owning you
• Shut up and cover the pie
• Shut up, Little Man!
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• pop up
• Calling audibles (Mixing it up on the line) (e2poll)
• keep your hands up
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• watching the sun come up
• 101 Reasons footprints should knock his wife up
• Original Stand Up Routine
• Using Pavlovian Theory to classically condition inanimate objects
• conditions apply (user)
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• That wasn't chicken
• How to give a hug
• When Harry Met Sally
• Give My Regards to Broadway
• Give Way
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• we do not give what we want to take
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• When Worlds Collide
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• Half Man Half Biscuit
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• half fly
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• A Year and a Half in the Life of Metallica
• Proverbs urging caution when speaking

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