• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Maybe tomorrow we'll be on that plane.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I know what I'm talking about
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• I'm not talking about
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• HEY im cool (user)
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• To be a young Australian
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Come. And be my baby
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• How to be a Canadian Male
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Death It Be
• Hey Jude
• Hey Ya!
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm working on it
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Why I am neurotic about love
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• Conventional views about human cloning
• I'm a Boy
• Japanese Words About Gardens M
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• About my crushes
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• truth about women
• Zeit im Bild
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• I'm always breathless when you call
• About some girl
• edev: Devon's idea about outside linking
• I'm not supposed to show you
• Uncool things about the Sixties
• The thing about magic
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• What about the turkeys?
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• Confusing parable about fish 2
• The truth about penises
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Barely about running
• What the American people want politics to be
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Be a girl for a day
• What life after death will really be like
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Farmer's Market
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• I will always be weird inside
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Just to see what it would be like
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• why you should never be a referee
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• How to be a good evil villain
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Two Shall Be Born
• What can be better than that?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• Be-
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• be a telemarketer
• be ver (user)
• The World (as it ought to be)
• must be joking (user)
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• I wanted to be
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued

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