• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• The day I was showering with two black men
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• little green men
• It's Raining Men
• How many men/women masturbate?
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Items of clothing men find inexplicably alluring
• Men who purr
• secret men's business
• All Men are Brothers
• The Three Arrogant Men of the Island of Britain
• Men An Tol
• We Don't Need the Men
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• Men Against the Sea
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• Descartes was wrong
• The day I realized what being alive was
• There was a young lady of Riga
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• Gizmo was insane
• That Was The Year That Was
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• If I was beautiful like you
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Was the Allied Bombing in WW2 a success?
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• When I Was Cruel
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I was adored once too
• I was monied and I needed the youth
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• I was me before being me was cool.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He Hate Me
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He called around 5:30
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• he faked murder (user)
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• He taught me how to smoke
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• The difference between men and women
• naked men
• Of Mice and Men
• Piss on the floor of the men's restroom
• Of Gods and Men: The Exposure of Jews to Hellenism
• The ghost in "Three Men and a Baby"
• Rise Up O Men of God
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Six Constipated Men
• The Straw Men
• Mono Men
• MEN syndrome
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Concrete, Washington
• I once was a clueless young noder
• Now it was personal
• I was not sleeping anymore
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• I was young and I needed the money
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• and there was this girl
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Money was paper
• Judi Bari
• When I was young Time had no wings
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• There Was No Leak
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• hes (user)
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• the things he left behind
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• What's He Building?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• When he became an old man
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• men's room
• Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men
• Of Gods and Men: The Rise of Pagan Gods in Christianity
• men of unfriendly disposition
• Gingerbread men
• Of Wolves and Men
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• Omega Men
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• reject (user)
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• There was once a Man
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls

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