Findings:

• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
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• People in glass houses should not throw stones
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Should I be happy?
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• If I should die
• Front porch, what should have been said
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• Things you should know about King James
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Serving saké
• Statistics every writer should know
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• things you should know about your hamster's cage
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Things guys think girls should know
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Should I feel guilty?
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• Funerals should be a celebration
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Should I be sorry?
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
• Why I should quit Everything
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Magazines should ban anorexic models
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Why I eat sardines, and why you should too
• Should the Wide World Roll Away
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• I should be able to remember your face
• Children should be seen and not heard
• This should make you very quiet
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• You should know better
• Things they should teach in school
• Why you should understand the tools you use
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• One should not marry such a maiden
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Why I think I should go to bed
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Farmers' Market
• I should be running in the sunshine
• the key commands all emacs users should know
• Things everyone should know about cars
• Automobile tire pressure
• Why you should learn self-defense
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Reasons you should take up guitar
• We should all like sex and drugs
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Why you should keep your contact lenses clean
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Why more people should use the color brown
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Things you should know before deciding to contract a crippling disease
• When should a firm stop production?
• stupidity should be painful
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter I - Why should I insult?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Things every child should be taught
• Food should not be luminous
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Why I Should Stop Drinking
• ".Sony" and the reason why you should never type it
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• What tech support reps should not say to customers
• consoles should have trackballs
• Laundry should be free
• Things techies should know about brand names
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• If America Should Go Communist
• Things one should do while naked
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Why elderly women should drink more alcohol to prevent osteoporosis
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• If I should die before I wake
• Why should we trust our conscience?
• Why you should always finish a course of antibiotics
• Names that should never be given to important files
• What is and what should never be
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• If I should cast off this tattered coat
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• you should pay rent in my mind
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• AI should be our top priority.
• Why you should study something other than drama
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Level 2
• Atheists should read The Bible
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Verizon should spend more time fixing its network and less money on lawyers dot com
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• where the marks should end
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• Why I should not fix your computer
• God comments his code, you should too
• Curbing racism should start in the community
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Chalant should be a word!
• why you should never be a referee
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• It should not be this complicated
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• One should expect as much from a machine
• Why you should use pens instead of pencils
• Could have beens, should have beens
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• I should have danced with you
• Everyone should own a tandem
• Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa
• Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
• Should you cheat on your PhD?
• Google and Oracle should switch names
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Why you should use pencils instead of pens
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Should you take a creative writing class?
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Maybe You Should Drive
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Reasons you should take up bass guitar
• Why you should wear your sunglasses
• Why you should take your drugs and go to therapy
• This is how fat women should treat each other
• The United States should not go to war with Iraq
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Introductions should not alienate readers
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• while a waitress pours coffee
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Why children should learn martial arts
• Archived E2 FAQ: What should I node? (document)
• Should A Cloud Replace A Compass? (document)
• The United States should go to war with Iraq
• The United States should go to war with everyone
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• You Should Be Sober
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be

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