Findings:
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- When life gives you lemons
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- When life gives you shit
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- Just give him the damned fish
- Her hair, tangled
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- When parents give you 744 condoms
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
- Sea lemon
- Lemon v. Kurtzman
- Tuaca Lemon Drop Martini
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- 'just woke up' voice
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- On the lemon
- honey lemon juice facial
- Lemon Souffle
- Shut up and cover the pie
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- agent lemon
- Oranges & Lemons
- lemon poppy seed drizzle cake
- Yellow Lemon Lentils
- Shut up, wesley!
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- Don't give up your day job
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Ground, give up your secrets
- when the wind is blowing just right
- Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
- Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
- Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
- Lemon Test
- lemon shark
- Ginger Lemon Grass Salmon and Chinese Noodle Salad
- "Shut up," he explained
- When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- Lemon game
- You tasted like a gumdrop, lemon lime
- Meadowlark Lemon
- Lemon and basil chicken escalopes
- This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
- When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
- Oranges and Lemons
- Lemon Popsicle
- Beer battered sardines with tomato, preserved lemon and caper salsa
- Lemon green beans
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
- eat life (user)
- When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Water lemon
- herbert lemon (user)
- Lemon, garlic and rosemary
- Meyer Lemon Risotto with Barley
- Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Granita de Limone (Sicilian Lemon Ice)
- lemon cake
- Lemon Migrant
- Baked tofu with capers in a lemon pesto sauce
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- Shut up
- Shut up, Little Man!
- Never Gonna Give You Up
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Lemon Interrupt
- Lemon delicious pudding
- lemon extract
- When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
- Aw, shut up!
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- This is an old tradition that I just made up
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Grilled Lemon Swordfish
- Lemon, honey and yoghurt muffins
- The Lemon of Pink
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- lemon meringue pie
- Hairy Lemon
- Lemon chicken
- lemon chutney
- When life changes forever
- Life is easiest when living on the lawn
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- Shut up, you fucking baby!
- Give up
- Don't give up the ship!
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Swedish Lemon Angels
- Diet Coke with Lemon
- Mom McCoy's lemon chess pie
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Sherbet Lemons
- Your dashingly colored toupee twists my right boot into a state of ennui with the speed and dexterity of many lemon meringue-coated conquistadors
- Lemon and ricotta cake
- Lemon risotto with salmon
- Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
- fork a lemon
- lemon pie
- Meyer lemon
- cheats' lemon tarts
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- The ocean will one day give up its dead
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- I just don't know when to quit.
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
- lemon drop
- Lemon Law
- Lemon Trotsky
- Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Lemon Sorbet
- The Lemon Tree
- Lemon, Lime and Bitters
- Lemon Pudding Cookies
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- When is a name just a name?
- Lemon barbecued meat loaves
- Schweppes Bitter Lemon
- Slow braised chorizo with tomato, chickpeas and lemon
- Lemon Stealing Whore
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Shut up and jump
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Vodka Lemon
- Lemon Tango
- Mark Lemon
- When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
- I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Things that give our life meaning
- Just enough to give the shadows color
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- The Lemon Kid
- Parsley, Lemon and Feta Cheese Salad
- lemon tea
- Lemon Demon
- Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- Lemon and Bay Crème Brûlée
- Blue swimmer crab with angel hair pasta, preserved lemon and chilli
- Risoni with lemon, garlic and parsley
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