• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When touch was simple
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• When I was young
• When I Was A Baby
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When I get like this
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• Stoned music memories
• Getting what you want from tech support
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• man when you are telling me how it was
• When I get mad I throw harder
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When I Was Cruel
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Kompressor want to get with You
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• So your kids want a pet
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• I'll get there when I get there
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• When I was your age
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• When I was Fair and Young
• When I was 9
• I am blind when I want to be
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Please please please let me get what I want
• When I Was a Babe
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• The Get Up Kids
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When I was five
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Which was what we wanted
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• We get too tense when we drive
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• back when our blood was still warm
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When I Get Low I Get High
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When she was bad
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• being a kid was great
• When we were little kids, running
• There was a time when I was a better person
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I was ten years old
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When I Was a Boy
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• November 4, 1995
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Things to do when technology gets here
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Why do you want to get married?
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• audio editing
• why you should get a diesel powered vehicle
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• When having sex in Austria

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