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• You, standing
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Go write a book about it
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Nobody writes poetry about financial security
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• You can never get away from yourself
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• human vision
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Nobody writes poetry about science
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Nobody writes poetry about microbiology
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• to write here is to invest in a strange nation
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Kirby G6
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Writing What You Know (And Knowing What You Write)
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• So you sit, trying to write...
• To be or not to be
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Be a model or just look like one
• How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• What you really need to know about Everything
• Marks which will never be broken
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• About Facts (user)
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Destiny or Free Will?
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Bringing it All Back Home
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• I need your pain or I will not live
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Odd facts about the human body
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Bringing it all back home again
• Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
• my own feelings about drugs
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• Everything I know about bicycles and cycling
• All About Chemistry
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Slide, thud, whoosh, crunch, or: Catholic Rally Stage 1 Fights Back
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• any way, shape or form
• So why talk about politics now
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I Will Write
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• I hope my pony knows the way back home
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• All About Lily Chou Chou
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• All good men are either gay or married
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• It's all about the sublime
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Now or Never
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?

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