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• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Jumped by a Zen master
• I'll become what you became to me
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Questions I have had today
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Notice Me
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• tell me a story about really being undead
• nobody really (user)
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Gravity really gets me down
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I'd dance forever if they'd let me, you know
• Zen master
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• You Really Got Me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• You had me at hello
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• If you really loved me
• The Me Nobody Knows
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• boss i wish you had told me
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• nobody will let me start a country
• The me I hope to become
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• I had a really good time tonight
• Hot Dog Vendor Replies to Zen Master
• Tiny Masters of Today
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Nobody Loves Me
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• They had been expecting me
• Master Dogen's rules for Zen meditation
• Why old people piss me off
• You like me, you really like me!
• A Polymer Wang: My police record and me
• I'm Just Me (user)
• give me one night to show the savage
• yep thats me (user)
• when you're ready to touch me again
• think of me now
• The Traveling Me (user)
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• legend of me (user)
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• If you play a note high enough, it becomes a beam of light
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• And your very flesh shall become a great poem
• College sucked for me too
• we will become a happy ending
• Greyhound, carry me home
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• My backyard considers me
• center of gravity
• The king is to me
• Possible uses of pleasure center stimulation
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• National Energy Research Scientific Computing Center
• Cut me some slack
• Islamic Center of New York
• Boston Fleet Center
• Northpark Center
• had
• If I Had $1000000
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• nobody (user)
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• singing like nobody is there
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• Allah Had No Son
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• piss mouth (user)
• play dumb
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• What NT in Windows NT really stands for
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Really Rosie
• Servant of two Masters
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• master of light (user)
• What really happened during the E2 civil war
• Master of Disguise
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• Master Cylinder
• Performance Today
• master status
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• master in chancery
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Today's Music Lesson
• Tai-Chi Master
• Spiritual Lessons From the Master Anthropologist
• James Ernest's Totally Renamed Spy Game
• Time Master (user)
• State Of Germany Until The Barbarians
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
• Do you know me?
• I'll scream it until I believe it
• Zen Flesh, Zen Bones
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• English Zen
• The E2 Zen Theme for Sub-geniuses
• Commercials depress me
• The Zen of the Mooquack (stylesheet)
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Pleased to Meet Me
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• I wanted you to want me
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Send Me
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Don't tread on me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Give Me the Brain
• Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• inhuman me (user)

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