• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• That would be me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I wish you would talk to me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• OBAFGKM
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Where's the kaboom?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Be gentle with me
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• marry me and you'll be safe
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• This node was made for you and me
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• If your wish be to close me
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Look siad me Be like me
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I was a homeless bum
• Free to Be, You and Me
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I was me before being me was cool.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Mind without body
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Let me be your fantasy
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Secret wish: To be identical to the ocean
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• I never thought it would be like this
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress

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