• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• I wish I could invent shit
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I wish I could bottle you
• if you could make an encyclopedia smile
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• You can't make someone love you
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• I wish I could tutor art. Maybe next term.
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You can run, but you can't hide
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• we could make sandwiches
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• I wish I could open his eyes
• If you see a white horse cross your fingers and make a wish
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Fluoxetine
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• wish i could show a little soul
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I wish I could cry
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I used to wish I could dream in black and white
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• make a wish
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I wish I could speak in code
• Americans can't understand Communism
• Make A Wish Foundation
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I wish I could burn like god
• Things on which you can make a wish
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I could make a habit out of you
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• if I can't have silence
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Why can't I die?
• Violins can't help it
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Could AOL phone home?
• Could a computer take the place of a child?
• I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
• The Ulstermen Could Not Move For Horror
• Who makes God's rules?
• Make a stir
• Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
• One word that will make others laugh
• make eyes
• Because that would make sense
• x M&M's make you y
• Make a CD Mobile
• How to make an Omelette
• Everything is silly and nothing makes sense
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• Practice makes perfect
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
• Summer Make Good
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• With our thoughts we make the World
• How to make friends, from a friend.
• Your clumsy propaganda only makes us laugh
• make your bed and lie in it
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
• Oh, the wonder of it all
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• oh, you knlow (user)
• oh well (user)
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• wish list
• Three wishes: An extravagant lie
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• Special Wishes
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I'm not homophobic but...
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Butt Wars
• Nothing But Trouble
• all but
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• dead, but longing to touch
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• They are all pretty but fading.
• the butt of the joke
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• OSS can't fail
• Can't Promise
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• i can't love you anymore
• Can't tell if being trolled
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• If you could read my mind
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Astro City #5
• It Could Happen to You
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• if only he could hear my silent cries
• How to make brown

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