http://everything2.com/?node=New%20Writeups%20Atom%20Feed&foruser=Graf 1999-11-13T14:34:27Z http://everything2.com:80/user/Graf/writeups/LichfieldGrafhttp://everything2.com:80/user/Graf1999-11-13T14:34:27Z1999-11-13T14:34:27Z <p>Quite possibly the <a href="/title/dull">dullest</a> place in the whole <a href="/title/universe">universe</a>. And I should know cos I had to <a href="/title/live">live</a> there for seven years. Lichfield is locate in Stafforshire, <a href="/title/England">England</a>. <a href="/title/Advice">Advice</a> to anyone who finds themselves in Lichfield - ask the nearest <a href="/title/Policeman">Policeman</a> for directions to the <a href="/title/train">train</a> station, so you can get out as soon as possible. The most <a href="/title/exciting">exciting</a> thing about Lichfield is that there is a statue of the captain of the <a href="/title/titanic">titanic</a> in the park. And that is only there because no-one else wanted it.</p> http://everything2.com:80/user/Graf/writeups/World+PartyGrafhttp://everything2.com:80/user/Graf1999-11-13T14:34:27Z1999-11-13T14:34:27Z <p>A <a href="/title/British">British</a> <a href="/title/pop">pop</a> <a href="/title/band">band</a>, lead by Karl Wallanger, who used to be in the Waterboys. A top <a href="/title/quality">quality</a> band whose only slight <a href="/title/sin">sin</a> was to make jokey references to <a href="/title/female+circumcision">female circumcision</a> on a <a href="/title/hidden+bonus+tracks">hidden bonus track</a> on the album "Bang".</p>