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Detroit, Michigan 2012-05-22 14:41:45
Superstition 2012-04-13 13:57:08
March 30, 2012 2012-04-01 16:20:51
Brussels sprouts 2012-03-08 15:13:07
gold standard 2012-03-06 06:20:28
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? 2012-02-16 19:30:54
Egg-cup 2012-02-08 22:13:15
bitter melon 2012-02-07 22:40:56
How far can an animal fall and survive? 2012-02-05 15:47:06
William Shatner 2012-02-03 19:34:39
The Onion 2012-01-20 17:22:01
Quantum teleportation 2012-01-18 05:54:27
telomere 2012-01-18 00:47:28
Myxomatosis 2012-01-14 06:16:07
Under the Sea 2012-01-14 03:34:57
Womens Flat Track Roller Derby Association 2012-01-08 18:11:04
Martin Luther 2011-12-14 14:51:26
Marjan the lion 2011-12-07 04:17:12
Iron Noder 2011: The Results 2011-12-05 12:09:26
Notes from the Long Dark 2011-11-22 02:16:21
chipotle 2011-11-20 23:44:28
How I invented the best way to trim toenails 2011-11-20 17:50:20
red panda 2011-11-19 22:19:23
Welcome To Baghdad 2011-11-17 17:17:44
Japanese names 2011-11-17 00:04:24
comma 2011-11-10 22:25:46
Almond milk 2011-11-03 13:34:44
On she went. The woods were deep and still. 2011-10-25 19:39:56
Trap. Dominate. Fuck. 2011-10-13 03:39:55
Don't terraform Mars, terraform the Sahara 2011-09-30 03:42:55
So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies? 2011-09-20 18:02:37
Bonus Army 2011-09-20 01:37:03
And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing 2011-09-19 01:32:18
Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians 2011-09-19 01:22:02
I dream that I walk with her 2011-08-22 01:26:42
Grievous Angel 2011-08-21 14:45:06
2011 London riots 2011-08-09 16:37:35
Spray Paint Guardians 2011-08-08 11:55:04
Louis Slotin Sonata 2011-08-04 12:31:51
Great Migration 2011-08-01 02:43:18
Japanese children, ages 7 to 12 2011-07-23 01:26:10
The marsh goblin and the lady of the lee 2011-07-22 16:24:43
Funky Drummer 2011-06-21 02:47:45
BOINC 2011-06-20 21:18:04
halloumi 2011-06-01 11:37:38
Synchronicity 2011-05-30 15:41:47
Enemy at the Gates 2011-05-23 10:05:20
Emergency Landing (winter) 2011-05-20 01:54:28
The Recline of Western Civilization 2011-05-18 17:08:48
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 2011-03-22 04:37:11
Transilvanian Hunger 2011-01-24 22:05:40
By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here 2011-01-24 03:56:24
Why I love Everything2 2011-01-24 02:49:10
World War I 2010-12-24 03:56:20
III Sides To Every Story 2010-12-17 01:38:49
Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide 2010-12-11 01:22:56
Australian feral camel 2010-12-04 16:49:20
Antikythera mechanism 2010-12-03 15:31:39
Tortilla 2010-12-01 17:15:33
EDA 2010-11-22 15:19:16
Tell me a story about cranes 2010-11-18 14:32:41
Diet of Worms 2010-11-17 20:38:46
Response to a metastatic cancer patient 2010-10-29 22:51:38
Bushwhacking 2010-10-17 14:59:22
To the ghosts of the USS Cole 2010-10-12 15:43:14
Possession 2010-10-12 03:02:59
eulogy for a cat 2010-09-29 01:58:00
Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack. 2010-09-29 00:54:53
September 9, 2010 2010-09-09 10:50:34
Everything2 is not Wikipedia 2010-09-09 01:35:00
Devil Bunny Needs a Ham 2010-09-07 20:10:34
Briefcase Full of Souls - Part II 2010-08-24 02:12:03
Briefcase Full of Souls - Part I 2010-08-20 14:33:33
Emily. Emily. Emily. Delete. 2010-08-16 14:57:05
Left with his secrets, his picture and silence 2010-08-13 20:46:13
Horseshoe crab 2010-08-05 12:33:44
Bacon 2010-08-03 01:51:45
emotional abuse 2010-07-29 15:16:56
Screw this geek culture 2010-07-17 14:04:17
And as he sang the world began to fall apart 2010-07-02 20:22:46
Grow right out of your own body 2010-07-02 20:21:15
Soup, of the green variety 2010-07-01 18:26:12
Shub-Internet 2010-06-24 06:22:40
Cannabis, dangerous? Lies and slander! 2010-05-29 18:17:04
Schrödinger's Girlfriend 2010-05-21 21:18:01
turnover 2010-05-19 11:38:25
Fenugreek 2010-05-09 13:34:25
American cheese 2010-03-05 03:52:06
March 2, 2010 2010-03-03 05:53:50
Avatar 2010-02-24 16:21:48
How to pronounce an English "R" 2010-02-24 02:27:12
oral tradition 2010-02-17 18:44:15
shipping forecast 2010-02-15 22:31:34
Tom 2010-02-06 02:30:02
Gwen Araujo 2010-02-04 08:08:40
I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me 2010-02-01 12:10:41
Romanesco broccoli 2010-01-31 12:12:53
Graham's Number 2010-01-30 20:42:29
Able Archer 83 2010-01-29 20:38:07
(prayer for the departed) 2010-01-29 12:54:15
Jabberwocky Translations 2010-01-29 00:22:58
Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky 2010-01-20 06:36:41
that old Philip Glass knock knock joke 2010-01-04 15:46:02
Last Ergs 2009-12-29 22:05:00
Green Chartreuse 2009-12-26 22:01:18
menstrual cycle 2009-12-23 23:20:20
Fiona Apple 2009-12-23 22:02:43
Dexter 2009-12-21 19:03:31
Conversations with Fo Fo, the Loneliest dog in Purgatory 2009-12-16 19:15:52
Kinko's night shift 2009-12-01 15:04:37
Taurine 2009-11-18 04:03:03
Zarah Leander 2009-11-15 14:36:58
Ghostbusters 2009-11-10 21:20:47
Chamomile 2009-11-10 19:30:37
March 17, 2007 2009-11-08 14:44:31
spoon 2009-11-01 20:18:45
E2 Secret Santa 2009 2009-10-18 17:22:18
HC.SVNT.DRACONES 2009-10-11 19:54:12
hedgehog 2009-09-27 15:16:27
Tits on a keyboard 2009-09-18 04:59:31
Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact 2009-09-17 14:09:07
salad 2009-09-10 16:13:55
How to turn any number into a 9 2009-09-03 03:58:00
The social and intellectual life of the dark ages 2009-08-14 13:25:54
All men are rapists 2009-08-08 22:31:14
Diamanda Galás 2009-08-07 22:08:48
Gloomy Sunday 2009-08-07 22:03:43
anarchist army 2009-07-24 13:03:15
Effexor 2009-07-21 06:14:09
Chilling cruelty of children 2009-07-20 01:54:42
House, MD 2009-06-27 11:49:18
Things to do, if you are hard-core 2009-06-20 06:45:48
2009 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs 2009-06-13 02:12:08
agoraphobia 2009-06-05 01:18:55
Lord of the Rings food 2009-06-05 01:08:36
transcript sections of classroom discussion on literary criticism 2009-05-27 08:19:17
captcha 2009-05-26 05:14:47
Electrolyte imbalance 2009-05-20 04:17:54
Colossal Squid 2009-05-13 20:52:30
maggot therapy 2009-05-13 19:23:26
Hawthorne Effect 2009-05-13 19:21:58
Spivak pronouns 2009-05-13 19:16:27
Diacritical 2009-05-13 19:09:10
unemployment 2009-05-06 05:05:42
Montenegro 2009-05-04 12:09:59
Fantasy Rules Committee 2009-04-28 00:32:29
The World's Shortest Horror Story 2009-04-16 21:02:09
Trainspotting 2009-04-14 06:49:28
Fleetwood Mac 2009-04-10 14:54:41
Pragmatism, A New Name for Some Old Ways of Thinking 2009-04-09 15:18:23
Trailer Park Boys 2009-04-09 00:07:25
Tampon 2009-03-31 16:38:28
Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling. 2009-03-15 16:34:37
Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten. 2009-03-09 15:16:53
Alzheimer's Disease 2009-02-24 17:23:58
Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory 2009-02-14 22:11:21
white noise 2009-02-02 01:53:11
Barack Obama 2009-01-21 02:11:54
Elo rating 2009-01-20 03:51:32
Prosenoder's Cup 2007 2009-01-17 19:56:02
Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them 2009-01-09 23:22:25
the wise mapmaker omits his home 2009-01-09 21:27:11
Root cellar 2009-01-04 08:18:48
When silence between two people is comfortable 2009-01-03 21:35:35
She spent most of the day sleeping in my shirt pocket 2008-12-13 14:31:27
That man bit me 2008-11-29 17:32:28
Men's Rights Movement 2008-11-27 13:35:00
The Trial 2008-11-20 23:42:54
List of recorded anomalies in T-9000 operation (partial) 2008-11-17 01:10:27
The Water Bear FAQ 2008-11-09 21:27:33
The Airplane-Treadmill Problem 2008-11-08 23:28:18
Battle of Thirvely 2008-11-06 22:21:23
Terence, This Is Stupid Stuff 2008-11-06 20:19:04
Homesick 2008-11-04 07:31:30
Megatron 2008-10-24 10:44:50
Roots 2008-10-24 00:42:50
London 2008-10-22 18:31:33
Anonymous 2008-10-22 09:39:14
Fine Structure 2008-10-22 02:49:41
Bowling 2008-10-15 05:01:22
why don't poets kill each other anymore? 2008-10-11 04:42:40
Lorem Ipsum 2008-10-05 23:32:50
Blue Velvet 2008-09-24 01:27:51
How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency 2008-09-23 05:21:45
vowel 2008-09-19 20:29:07
The Queen Is Dead 2008-09-09 04:00:12
Amazon Kindle 2008-08-29 14:28:53
Sicilian Defense 2008-08-27 20:02:53
cello 2008-08-23 10:22:49
Dear sons and daughters of hungry ghosts 2008-08-21 12:13:54
Commuting by bicycle 2008-08-07 18:27:36
How the heart really works 2008-08-06 06:18:54
How to lie gracefully 2008-08-06 05:30:52
Looking for America 2008-08-02 23:54:41
Poem for Leonard Cohen and other gentlemen sinners 2008-07-31 05:59:41
hedgehog 2008-07-26 14:54:55
Forgotten things in space 2008-07-07 23:48:17
At the Mountains of Madness 2008-06-29 15:53:03
Motorcycle helmet 2008-06-24 17:28:15
Clam Chowder 2008-06-19 00:43:34
The League of Gentlemen 2008-06-17 01:17:36
My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead 2008-06-14 05:33:20
non-governmental organization 2008-06-13 17:11:51
Wildcat 2008-06-13 12:49:04
gosh darn it! 2008-06-12 21:07:54
Tampopo 2008-06-11 20:34:11
The wrong daughter 2008-06-09 22:55:24
2008 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs 2008-06-05 07:56:37
The Backyardigans 2008-06-01 17:13:44
porridge 2008-05-26 09:36:35
The Healing Place 2008-05-22 19:22:29
Roman marriage 2008-05-15 01:57:10
All the gold you can eat 2008-05-02 09:05:34
bipolar disorder 2008-05-01 01:34:29
Some Ethical Issues With The Use Of Robot Combatants 2008-04-28 19:57:05
Bottom 2008-04-27 18:16:16
A Study In Scarlet 2008-04-26 02:34:42
Everything as a second language 2008-04-24 18:29:45
Getting an STI test 2008-04-20 18:42:50
If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK 2008-04-02 00:44:17
Horse chestnut 2008-03-28 22:44:29
Vamp 2008-03-26 05:57:16
Saturday morning cartoon 2008-03-23 18:55:32