You have __ friends!
Do you have an account at facebook.com?
Yes, and I check it everyday
Yes, but I only signed up because my friend sent me an email
Yes, but I regret it
No, I hate all 'social networking' websites
No, I don't have the time for such frivolity
No, I'm too old to understand it all
facewhat.com?
MySpace rules above all!
I'm too busy writing for e2 to visit any other websites
None of the above.
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