Findings:

• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Stoners will smoke anything
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Boys will be boys
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• The MTA That Used To Be
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• Seven words you can say on television
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• The revolution will not be televised
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• University students can be really stupid
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Someday, I will be strong
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• You people will trash anything.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Using headphones as a microphone
• Even the dead will not be safe
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• Say Anything
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• There will be time
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• It will never be just you
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• No one says anything important during the day
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There will be no more stories to read
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• You will be assimilated
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• There can be only one
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Things never were what they used to be
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Dialogues you can use to draw attention to your muscular arms
• Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
• I can't say anything to you.
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Children can be cruel
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I will be light
• I used to be bulimic
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• I will kill you if I can
• Human beings will believe anything
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• What life after death will really be like
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• If it be your will
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• we can give up, but the world never will
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• The next life will be better
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Logitech Driving Force Wheel
• You can do anything
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Can I Say
• A House Divided Against Itself Cannot Stand
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• They will not be named!
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I can make a bong out of anything
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• What can be better than that?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I will be your young sinner
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Seven words you can never say on television
• I bet I can make you say black
• You can find a place inside my heart if you will stay
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• People will steal anything
• Any song can be a love song
• This Will Be Laughing Week

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