However, I do believe that the funniest thing I have ever heard on a TV show came out of the mouth of this little bastard. I always loved the, "You're damn right I want some Cheesy Poofs, Mom!" But this one went into the land of classic lines of all time.

Cartman has been shipped off, against his will, to Fat Camp. He is trapped there with a bunch of other fat kids, and it is finally dinner time. Of course, they get tofu and a salad, and Cartman is aghast. "I can't eat this crap! If I'd known it was going to be like this, I'd have snuck some candy in this place."

The kid next to him at the table whispers, "I snuck some fudge in up my ass. You want a piece?"

Then, Cartman says these words, which I'll never forget:

"Yeah, right. Like I'm falling for that one again."