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It's the End of the Node as We Know It

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(idea) by --OutpostMir-- (10 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Sun Aug 27 2000 at 20:57:31

By --OutpostMir-- and the Cason Trail Band (with appologies to R.E.M.)
Thats great it starts with a Write-up, downvotes and flames and nuking, and DMan is not afraid

eye of a flamewar, listen to yourself churn, DMan serves his own needs, says "dummy serve your own needs", feeding off angry speech, curse, pick up strength, the Catbox starts to clatter with fear, fight, fury and might, noders in a firefight screaming and calling names and a Nuke Request for hire in a combat site, pick left or right midst a nukeing in a hurry while the furries are breathing down your neck, team by team onlookers baffled, trumped, tethered, croped, look at that low playing, fine then, uh oh, Just Say NO to fury raging, What an 'tude, but it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself, DMan serves his own needs, hates those whose hearts bleed, dummy, join the rapture and the revered and the right, right, you're so vitriolic, patriotic, slam fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched

it's the end of the node as we know it
it's the end of the node as we know it
it's the end of the node as we know it and I feel fine

(I think it's time to node alone)

six o'clock, E2 hour don't get caught in battles for power, slash and burn, return, node again and watch it burn, locking in, uniforming, node burning, blood letting, every motive escalade, automotive incinerate, light a candle, light a votive, vote down, vote down, watch the heels crush, crush your node, uh oh this means, no points, fight with peers, renegade, steer clear, a tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies, offer me corrections, offer me alternatives and I'll decline

it's the end of the node as we know it
it's the end of the node as we know it
it's the end of the node as we know it and I feel fine

the other night I dreamt of fights, the Great E2 Ideology Divide, DMan is not feeling real fine, fighting with ideath, nodes nuked, borged with a BANG, noders party he's back watch him scream BOOM, he's such a symbiotic, viritolic, slam book neck, right?, right

it's the end of the node as we know it
it's the end of the node as we know it
it's the end of the node as we know it and I feel fine


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