A thing of greatness, the Conservative Agenda (or the Conservative Conspiracy, for the liberals who open their eyes) is an organization out to fight the evils of the world, ranging from socialism to hordes of bleeding hearts. Formerly in power, the members of the conservative conspiracy were ousted from their seats by the liberal conspiracy in the 60's in America, but much earlier in Europe and Asia. Lenin was a liberal conspirator, so was Hitler (a rogue) and Mao Zedong. Winston Churchill was a famous conservative conspirator.

The conservative conspiracy managed to sit on its hands in the 50's, unaware of the great danger sneaking up behind it, and was knocked cold by the blow which was struck in the 60's. Bedazzled, the conservatives watched themselves lose hold of society, losing ground to the evil liberals. In a political manuever not unlike the blazing-fast lightning war, the liberals snatched away the children of America, spawning a veritable army of liberals. Conservatism was then branded an "old-timer" set of believes.

The conservative conspiracy was the backlash to this wave of liberal flaunting. The hippies overextended and the backlash whipped back, smiting the evil liberals. Conservative heroes such as Reagan, Bush and Newt are fighting the good fight, but I am afraid it will be a long and bloody battle between the two opposing conspiracies, the conservative and the liberal, for political correctness has taken hold. The young are the key. Control the youth, and you control the future. The liberals unfortunately hold the upper hand in this, but we will beat them in the end.

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Make no mistake, we're out to get you bleeding hearts.

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