Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner


When I was little I used to play Duck, Duck, Goose.

But clearly, this is better.
This sounds like somebody in the Quality Control department of a Sock Monkey factory.

"Monkey, monkey, monkey, William Shatner, mon... hey, Frank, we got another William Shatner! Want me to hit the machine with a large flat piece of wood again?"
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