How I nearly killed myself masturbating (thing)

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by renster (1.7 mon)

Thu Jul 06 2000 at 3:18:56

I wish *I* could stick my penis under a faucet to get an orgasm.

Oh.. hang on.. there's a small orifice here..what if I just.... Damn! It wont fit!

Maybe If I push harder

HELP! DEAR GOD! THE PAIN!

..maybe if i turn the tap on....

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