E2 is like a hamburger joint (idea)

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(idea) by Myrkabah (1.8 d) (print)

Fri Mar 16 2007 at 17:28:16

C! info: 2 C!s given by: LaggedyAnne, izubachi

It's cheap.
It's open late.
It claims to be fast, but usually isn't.
It hires all the time, but doesn't pay very well.
It's dead convinced that it can serve the meat from 1999 as 'fresh'.
You know it isn't good for you, but when you inevitably come back, you know you can count on it being there.

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