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Nodes to live by:
A Burial at Ornans
Making the Movies
The mathematician as madman
Roomba
The bride of Vankenstrein - the continued tedium
Grenada
The facial nerve
Do like you oughta, add acid to water
Mary, Queen of Scots
Right Wing Maniac
Lews Therin Telamon
Scary, xenophobic subtexts in The Matrix
Occam's Revenge

Simulacron3
Reality, Dimensions and the Natural Ontology	(essay)
SubSane
Making Love to a 9-Foot Woman	(person)
Ouzo
Thoughts	(idea)
antigravpussy
I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us	(person)
calgon
Buffalo Bill by the pool	(poetry)
gate
Anarchy is Order	(idea)
ushdfgakjasgh
Scribeling	(thing)
XWiz
Trism	(review)
artman2003
Briefcase Full of Souls - Part I	(fiction)
Dreamvirus
Alan Ladd	(person)
waverider37
Harold Holt	(person)
The Debutante
Until death do us part	(fiction)
Ysardo
a brother to a sister	(personal)
antigravpussy
your warm whispers	(personal)
Clarke
Multiculturalism	(idea)

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