(idea) by ToasterLeavings Fri May 05 2000 at 15:08:56
Some more commonly encounted myths

lets not spend too much time on the boring patently untrue ones, like:
  • Women really think that size doesn't matter
  • Women only consider having sex with someone they love
  • Women don't fantasize about someone better looking to get them through

    Let's get to the good stuff...Pr0n 101
  • Heterosexual women just want to go from fully clothed to fellating a guy within 3 seconds, and are completely satisfied when the sum total of their erotic payoff is a salty mouthwash or facial stickyness. A man's pleasure is enough.
  • The clitoris is something that is stimulated by slapping a woman's ass while muttering the endearing words 'yeah, you like that, bitch'.
  • Women will sleep with anyone who looks even vaguely like Ron Jeremy
  • Somewhere, there's this really cool radio station that you can only recieve by tuning in a woman's breasts via her nipples.
  • Your wife is going to love your girlfriend like a bear loves salmon dipped in honey.

    Actually..i'm just making shit up. As sure as the pope masturbates on Sunday, there's always someone who likes something. However unthinkable. That's why the world's a wonderful place. Or fucked...take your pick.
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