The grand-daddy of all prank phone calls.

The leading question is, "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" This is in reference to a product* common years ago.

When the hapless victim answers, "Yes," the prankster replies with a droll, "Well, you better let him out!"

*Tobacco.

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