user since
Wed Feb 2 2011 at 14:37:12 (2.3 years ago )
last seen
Fri May 24 2013 at 12:14:05 (6.7 hours ago )
number of write-ups
86 - View Montag's writeups (feed)
level / experience
7 (Chronicler) / 6662
C!s spent
58
specialties
Irony, hypochondria and bad poetry (oh noetry!).
motto
'No point mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.'
most recent writeup
a moron in a hurry
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<Halspal> The Montag person is a ticking timebomb of hostility. I give him 6 months until a spectacular meltdown or freakshow of some sort within the context of the web site proper.

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Alex. Very British. Likes long walks on the beach, liberal politics, pretentious French films, the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism, typewriters, hypocrisy, smoking, Irn-Bru and subverting the heteronormative paradigm. Dislikes Phoenix, Arizona; the AP Style Guide, prog rock, the vague sense of unease that tells you you've forgotten something important, the works of Ayn Rand and people who refer to themselves in the third person. Most likely to be found in the corner of a coffee shop clutching a battered Moleskine full of dreadfully important thoughts. Owns his own riding crop.

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