why me?

created by pingouin

(idea) by pingouin (4.3 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Sun Nov 14 1999 at 9:01:31

Maybe it's because you're a freak magnet. Or because there's some invisible sign on your head that says "let me be your bartender and psychoanalyst". Or "Will Listen / Empathize / Dispense Wisdom for Food". Or maybe it's that full moon out tonight. Maybe it's just your turn. You're chosen - wear it proudly. Maybe you're channeling Schleprock by mistake. I don't know. I really don't. Please stop asking. Deal with it. Can I borrow a twenty?

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