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(idea) by dizzy (2.7 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Fri Dec 08 2000 at 11:19:17

British slang, meaning to masturbate.


(idea) by Jargon (1.6 y) (print)   ?   1 C! I like it! Thu Jul 19 2001 at 18:05:41

wango = W = wannabee

wank /wangk/ n.,v.,adj.

[Columbia University: prob. by mutation from Commonwealth slang v. `wank', to masturbate] Used much as hack is elsewhere, as a noun denoting a clever technique or person or the result of such cleverness. May describe (negatively) the act of hacking for hacking's sake ("Quit wanking, let's go get supper!") or (more positively) a wizard. Adj. `wanky' describes something particularly clever (a person, program, or algorithm). Conversations can also get wanky when there are too many wanks involved. This excess wankiness is signalled by an overload of the `wankometer' (compare bogometer). When the wankometer overloads, the conversation's subject must be changed, or all non-wanks will leave. Compare `neep-neeping' (under neep-neep). Usage: U.S. only. In Britain and the Commonwealth this word is extremely rude and is best avoided unless one intends to give offense. Adjectival `wanky' is less offensive and simply means `stupid' or `broken' (this is mainstream in Great Britain).

--The Jargon File version 4.3.1, ed. ESR, autonoded by rescdsk.


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