A
derogatory term referring to one or more
categories of
annoying youth. You know them... the ones who are hanging out in front of
the mall because they have nothing better to do, bumming
cigarettes to
impress their
friends, cooing about the new
Leonardo Dicaprio film and sporting their new
Abercrombie and Fitch threads bought for them by
Mommie and
Daddie. They come up to you with their fresh copy of
Seventeen tucked under their arm like a
preacher's coveted
prayer book and they ask if it
hurt when they drove a very sharp
needle through your
septum or how you got your
hair that exact shade of
blue. One way to
avoid them is to remember that they usually have to be
home before the streetlights come on. Yet another reason to stay in
bed until mid-afternoon.