Note: You must be female to be a slut. A male engaging in the same practices is referred to as a player, a pimp, or a mack. Men ought not be ashamed of this, as it is well known that men ought to have as much sex as possible because it's their nature and they cannot be expected to control nature.
Have lots of sex, with everyone you meet. Don't ever refuse an offer of nookie. If no such offer is forthcoming, do whatever you have to in order to convince someone, anyone, to sleep with you. You should never spend a night alone, unless you are far removed from civilization or have a highly contagious disease. Have absolutely no respect for yourself. If you are female and having sex outside of a committed relationship, you were clearly sexually abused as a child by a satanic cult who counted your parents among its members. This is a prerequisite for becoming a slut. Wear as little clothing as possible while still avoiding frostbite or jail time. Wear very tall, poorly designed high heels, because nothing is sexier than a woman who cannot walk. Accept drinks from everyone who's buying. Remember that if a man gives you anything at all (even a coupon for 50 cents off a can of tuna fish), he has every right to expect that you will sleep with him and do whatever kinky, degrading thing he asks of you. Note that upon becoming a slut, you will no longer be a peer to women who have morals. Furthermore, they will be allowed to say whatever nasty, prepostorous thing they want about you behind your back or to your face. Your reaction should be pitiful tears and a brief, possibly transforming consideration of your evil ways. They all know, as you know, that you're sleeping with every attached man in the world and your only purpose in life is to wrest these men away from women who never learned to give a decent blowjob because they thought it was 'dirty.' Which it is. Shame on you.
It should be clear, but if I'm too subtle, this is sarcasm. I'm fucking tired of people making generalizations about me based on my attitude toward sex. I am aware that few people are inclined to make such judgements about others, so please don't feel offended. This isn't directed at you, but at someone who claims to be a friend. | 
