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slow and steady wins the race

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(idea) by RoguePoet (3.3 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Mon Nov 26 2001 at 22:20:55

An oft-heard adage in business and life. It serves as the moral to one of Aesop's best known fables, The Tortoise and the Hare. I think a more precise moral to the story would have been "Slow but steady wins the race against fast but stupid."

Honestly, this always struck me as more a polite kind of humouring than genuinely wise advice. After all, this isn't a heroic, John Henry-style tale here. A cynic (like me) would be quick to point out that the tortoise won the race only because he was lucky enough to have a lazy and distractible slob for an opponent. Had our slow-but-steady turtle been up against something that was fast and steady -- say, a gazelle-- I think it's fair to say that the guy would be pretty much screwed.

Fast and steady strikes me as a much more potent combination. About the only way you're going to beat fast and steady is if you happen to be very fast and predatory.

Or slow but well-armed.

Now there's a fable I wouldn't mind reading...

(Note: This is why RoguePoet is not allowed to write children's books.)


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