size queen
A one act play that happened to me at my old job.
Customer: Do you have these gummy cock rings in different sizes?
Me: No, they stretch.
Customer: Well, I need a bigger one.
Me: They stretch quite a bit.
Customer: this would never fit.
Me: I've stretched one of these around my head so don't flatter yourself, pal.
Customer: oh.
Customer exits. | 
