Take a blunt. Go ahead, have a hit for yourself. Did you get a good one? Great, now give a shotgun. What? You don't? Oh ok, well take blunt and flip it around. Put the burning end in your mouth, but be careful not to put it out on your tongue. Now close your lips around the middle of the blunt and blow very slowly. See that smoke coming out the other end. I'm gonna put my lips on that end and inhale very slowly. Ok, hold still...

OH MY GOD THAT'S SOME FUNKY SHIT!!!

Did you see the phrackin cloud of smoke I exhaled? Wow, that's awesome. That was good -- you want one?