personal ad

created by IvyNeko
(idea) by IvyNeko (4.2 y) (print)   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:14:35
Hi, my name is Kelly ..*insert high pitched giggle*.. I, like, am so totally excited about meeting you. I'm 5'8", wear a size 5 and my breast size is a 38DD. I like geeks and lots of sex. You can call me at 555-1212 or maybe you'll want to check out my picture at http://www.imtoosexy.com/nude.htm. Hope to hear from you soon!

Perverts Welcome.
(idea) by discofever (3 y) (print)   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:14:36
(WSM) 28 yr old dominatrix, into piercings in odd places, bondage, sadomasochism, dropping your purity test score, and doing everything while huffing butane, looking for a good man.

No weirdos, please.
(idea) by ideath (4.4 mon) (print)   (I like it!) Thu Jun 22 2000 at 22:34:15
Thinking human seeks same. Must know how to breathe and the importance thereof. Gender unimportant. No hatred, please. Likes stuff a major plus. Relocation possible.
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