lie outrageously

created by Ninja-Lad

(idea) by Ninja-Lad (2.2 mon) (print) ? (I like it!) Thu May 25 2000 at 14:42:10

One of the most extreme forms of spreading untruth. Often seen among small children when trying to validate their heinous transgressions against common sense, the status quo, or civil behavior.

Examples:

"I couldn't have taken that candy bar because I was walking home from France where I went to pick up my homework that got taken by a polar bear when I was walking to school which is why I was tardy too."
"Yes, I did invent the atomic bomb in my basement with two pieces of bubble gum and a collection of dirty twigs."
"I don't want to have sex with you. I just want to sleep together."

Sleep together	On the dangers of incomplete quotes	untruth	sex
Tardy	school	Polar bear	Civil
heinous	Indiscretion	Native American	analogy
lying here with no one near	might makes right	Smiling dryly while I lied.	Twig
lie	Bubble Gum	atomic bomb	homework
France	Candy	behavior	status quo

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