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industrial strength glue

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(thing) by Stride (3.8 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Sep 30 2000 at 20:12:42

Much unlike the industrial strength laxatives featured in cinematic greats like Hamburger: the motion picture and Police Academy. Much like our friend glue; but with the strength required to hold an industry together. Most impressive of all bonding agents. Steve Jobs uses it to keep his cow lick in check.

(i'm sorry dragoon)
(damn you to hell Deadfred. you, milkylicker!)
(ain't no room here for facts bigmouth_strikes! /me frothing at the mouth there is no redeeming this nodeshell! NEVER!)

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