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(thing) by presto (3.1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Mon Jul 24 2000 at 11:04:12

A woman once asked me if I had a Horse Cock.

After my dazed stare, she knew that I had misunderstood her intentions.

Little did I know that the large flexible spout that fits onto a 20 litre (5 Gallon) Jerry Can's opening is referred to as a Horse Cock by some. When I found what she was looking for, I saw the resemblance.

Sigh!!


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