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hangy downies

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(thing) by sane guy (5.4 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Mon Oct 16 2000 at 1:40:35

According to my father, I lost my hangy downies when I started growing my hair long... I think it also had something to do with me not playing football. My father never gave any indication to what they are, except I ain't got any. My brother lost his hangy downies when he watched soaps for a year. So my guess is, hangy downies are magic elves that make you like football, short hair, and make you hate soap operas. I miss my hangy downies sometimes but I'm glad they were able to make the soap opera hating idea linger. I wonder where my hangy downies went... does someone like football that much more? Is that why people shave their heads? Hangy downies... if you're reading this just come home. We can work it out.

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