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(thing) by mustaqila (1.3 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Mon Nov 08 2004 at 23:15:57

A grenade is a slang term used for a smoking trick in which it allows the 'performer' to obtain a stronger intake of smoke. This trick often requires a fair amount of practice and patience, but once mastered the results are worth it.

Components
1 cigarette or joint - whichever you fancy, cigarettes tend to work better.
A pair of hands

Method
1. Firstly spark up your cigarette/joint, for the purpose of this wu I'll use the word fag, as per usual.
2. Drag on the fag a few times to ensure it's lit nicely and then place it in your right hand in between the knuckle of your little finger and your ring finger. You should now have it orientated so that the butt is pointing into your palm.
3. Roll your right hand into a cylindrical shape with an air hollow and seal up the open side with your left hand. At the top should be left a small hole.
4. Place your mouth to the small hole left and breathe in VERY hard. If done correctly you should see the fag burn down a bit and you should be able to feel the smoke enter your mouth. The smoke will feel a lot stronger due to it mixing with the oxygen before it enters your lungs.

Behold, you've just 'grenaded' your fag and you should be able to feel the nicotine or whatever stronger now. This is useful when having been dying for a fag or when using a little tobacco when rolling.

(definition) by Webster 1913 (print) Tue Dec 21 1999 at 23:58:34

Gre*nade" (?), n. [F. grenade a pomegranate, a grenade, or Sp. granada; orig., filled with seeds. So called from the resemblanse of its shape to a pomegranate. See Carnet, Grain a kernel, and cf. Pomegranate.] Min.

A hollow ball or shell of iron filled with powder of other explosive, ignited by means of a fuse, and thrown from the hand among enemies.

Hand grenade. (a) A small grenade of iron or glass, usually about two and a half inches in diameter, to be thrown from the hand into the head of a sap, trenches, covered way, or upon besiegers mounting a breach. (b) A portable fire extinguisher consisting of a glass bottle containing water and gas. It is thrown into the flames. Called also fire grenade. Rampart grenades, grenades of various sizes, which, when used, are rolled over the pararapet in a trough.

 

© Webster 1913.


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