fender-bender

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(thing) by Scupper (2.8 y) (print) ? (I like it!) Wed Sep 13 2000 at 17:39:45

Cutesy term for a minor automobile accident. Originated in the days before unibody construction ensured that any minor accident would forever mar your car's alignment and resale value. Not to mention the now-standard practice of making bumpers out of some rare, precious material that cannot be repaired and must be replaced, thus insuring that any minor accident will cause a minimum of $850.95.

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Alignment	Fender	bumper	What to do if you get in a car accident
accident	Tiamat

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