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emergency pit stop

created by WickerNipple

(idea) by WickerNipple (5.5 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Thu Sep 14 2000 at 16:04:29

When you're hopping up and down, screaming your head off and clutching your crotch like there's no tomorrow cause the flood is coming on and you ain't one of God's chosen... You need an emergency pit stop. Go ahead, find yourself a quiet spot in the world and let it all flow out like pure melted snow rushing down from the mountaintop.

Hallelujah, Praise Jesus, Thank you God I will never sin again.


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