I used to cook my eggs in the microwave until I got sick of eggs in general and stopped eating them altogether for about a year.
First, I would put a little olive oil in the bottom of a coffee mug and crack an egg or two into the cup.
Then I would add a slice of cheddar, or feta, or havarti, or whatever cheese I could find in the jungle that is my fridge. I'd continue by adding anything that caught my eye that would go well with eggs, some of my favorites were:
I would cook it in the microwave on normal heat for one minute per egg (one egg, one minute, two eggs, two minutes).
Warning!
Everytime I made this my parents complained that I made the house "stink like shit". If there was a smell, it didn't bother me, but I'm just warning you, this recipe creates an odor that some people may find disgusting.
After I heard the beep beep beep of the microwave I'd add salt, pepper, catsup, and/or Tabasco sauce. | 
