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drain the lizard

created by Jet-Poop

(idea) by Jet-Poop (4.1 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Nov 14 1999 at 9:07:55

A euphemism used by some men for shaking the dew off the lily...for visiting Captain Leaky...for watering the garden...for answering the call of nature...for writing your name in the snow...for honeymooning at Niagra.


Or for pissing. Whatever floats your--oh, never mind.

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