| A germ, which although harmless to dinosaurs, is fatal to humans. To survive, humans afflicted with dinopeptitus must be keep awake and active for seventy-two hours.
Options for keeping the patient awake and active include:
Luckily, if your neighbor's names are Betty and Barney, this tasks shouldn't pose a problem.
For any hypochondriacs out there, this is actually just a Flintstones reference | 
