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(idea) by UberGeek (5.2 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Sep 13 2000 at 2:51:54

Having trouble with that killer CS assignment? Reflect upon this my friends:

"If you can't write a program that can print itself out with an arbitrary function applied to it (without resorting to reading its source from the filesystem) you DO NOT UNDERSTAND A CENTRAL CONCEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE. You may be able to hack with the best of 'em, you may be able to prove O(ln^* n) time bounds in your sleep, you may even be able to write twenty-page proofs for 312 without breaking a sweat. But you won't understand the quineian loopiness behind Goedel's Theorem, the Recursion Theorem, and von Neumann's self-reproducing CA.

And if we can't build a self-sufficient and self reproducing army of killbot droids to conquer the earth, then, by God, what's the point?"

Now this is computer science baby!

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Godel's theorem Godel's theorem applied to God recursion theorem Pythagorean Theorem of Baseball
quine I'm scared to run the program I wrote Fundamental theorem of calculus Infinite monkeys theorem
Fermat's Last Theorem deep theorem Four color theorem more unknowns theorem
Fermat's little theorem first isomorphism theorem Self-sufficient No I will not fix your computer
Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women CS homework Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
Brainfuck Determinism recursion Baire category theorem
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