| As everyone knows, time is money. And pooping takes time. As such, it's important for any financially responsible individual to know exactly how much he or she makes while pooping. To figure out how much money you make while on the commode at work, use this simple formula:
(Yearly Salary / Workdays in a Year) = x
(x / Work Hours in a Day) = y
(y / 60) = z
(z * Minutes Spent Pooping) = answer
For example, if you make $55,000 a year, work every day except weekends, and spent 20 minutes pooping:
(55,000 / 261) = 210.73
(210.73 / 8) = 26.34
(26.34 / 60) = 0.44
(0.44 * 20) = $8.80
Easy, huh? | 
