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(thing) by Cow Of Doom (3.2 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Apr 23 2000 at 15:17:54

slang term meaning erection (of the penis, of course - who has slang about buildings?).
Also the nickname of one of the characters on Growing Pains, which is pretty funny by itself (boner? growing pains? get it? eh? nudge nudge?). see also:
stiffy
hard-on
chubby
woody
Is That A Banana In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me


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chaos

Morning wood Hard-on erection Flying the flag at half-mast
stiffy chubby Woody Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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erect How to Talk to Anyone Dream Log: July 1, 2004 nutsack
Jesus Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me? erecterine bone
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