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bogons

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(thing) by rescdsk (1.6 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:04:34

bogons are the fundamental particles of bogosity. They cause computers to break during your presentation to your Evil Pointy-Haired Boss (EPHB). They cause the server to crash ten seconds before you complete your project. They cause bit rot. They cause the backup tapes to die. They are Very Bad Things. They are measured in microLenats.

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