blumpkin

"Well, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while you're sitting on a toilet bowl if you're a man. You're sitting a toilet bowl and uh, while you're evacuating you receive your oral." -- Howard Stern, WKRK FM, Detroit, MI (July 26th, 2001)

This peculiar sex act, which involves receiving oral stimulation in the form of a blow job from either a female or another male while defecating, was popularized in Canada¹. Moreover, its popularity is underestimated due to the illegality of pornography depicting the act in the United States².

The first discourse regarding it in the mainstream media was in 2001 on the Howard Stern show, an airing which would cost Infinity Broadcasting $27,500 in fines³. Most frequently, this act is practiced by homosexual men, and solicited by phone numbers and meeting times left in the restrooms of upper class business establishments†. It is generally done by otherwise classy people who want to indulge in their more deviant side†. Questions arise, however, as to what the person on the "giving end" must have to endure in terms of smell.

Use of the term is highly dialectical, and as such its etymology is presumed onomatopoeic. Note that it is most likely for elements of a dialect to propagate within a geographical locale, and given Michigan's close proximity to the Canadian border, it is of little surprise that it was ultimately assimilated by American radio shock jocks. Other occurances of its usage can be found in issues of Maxim, and the film Dodgeball.

The double standard inherent in the FCC's treatment of the matter involving Howard Stern was a subject of controversy last year, when the script from his show was weighed against similar statements made on more primetime oriented talk shows. Perhaps the most well known example is Oprah defining "salad toss"‡ on the air. It should be noted that when performed correctly, a blumpkin is considerably more sanitary than the latter act.