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(thing) by deborah (?) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:44:58

Used to be that itchy hot too small dress-up outfit your mom used to stuff you into to go to other little kids' parties.

Now we know it to be the glorious unconstrained freedom of bare-assed, happy-go-lucky nudity.

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